“The Least of These” Are Great Indeed

Wisdom comes  from the strangest places.

I have just finished reading my latest novel, The Little Engine That Could by Watty Piper, which is admittedly a children’s book that the Toddler and I enjoyed before naptime, but there’s more substance to it than in  a slew of recent grown-up, top seller fare.

When you read a lot, you find truth in the oddest places. Provincial Afternoon by Steve Henderson

Briefly, a happy train, carrying dolls and blocks and books and apples and oranges and cheese, is on it way to the town full of little girls and boys, waiting for these toys, when the engine breaks down.

Led by a stuffed clown, the toys beg passing engines to help push them over the top. They are successively rebuffed by a shiny new passenger vehicle and a freight train, both of whom — while they are more than strong enough to perform the task and would be little inconvenienced in doing so — are too important to concern themselves with Tinker-toys and fruit.

Help comes eventually from a small blue engine who readily agrees to do what she can, but is unsure of whether she is strong enough to do so.

Surely you’re familiar with the whole “I think I can, I think I can, I think I can” message? That’s what the Little Blue Engine says to herself, over and over, as she strains and struggles and tugs and pulls herself, and the broken train, up the hill, and it’s not a spoiler to let you know that she DID it, she DID it, Hurray!

While this is a great encouragement, it’s not the only point of the story, and what struck me was the attitude of the insignificant, ordinary, humble yet pleasant blue engine compared to that of the other two engines, the ones with important, meaningful jobs.

The easiest “least of these” to spot are children, frequently overlooked and discounted in our efficient, busy, driven society.

So important were these jobs that the ones holding them had no time for the least of these — fragile, weak, or hurting people — think, children, but don’t stop there — we have chronically unemployed, discouraged people; homeless; disabled; the poor that are always with us; the very old — in short, anyone who isn’t operating at top speed, full efficiency, heavy engine calibre, and when they intrude on those of us who are, we don’t have time for them, because we’re busy doing important things.

The other day I escaped to the library for my surreptitious, furtive fix of People Magazine. I was closeted away in a remote room when in walked Adelaide, a significantly developmentally disabled woman whom I know slightly through a mutual friend.

Her smile of recognition was accompanied by a loud “HELLO!” and a hug, and I knew that I was done with People Magazine for that week, but darned if I didn’t keep trying. To my credit, I interspersed actual conversation and interest in Adelaide with glances down at the magazine; the grown up in me told me to focus on the person while the child snatched quick peeks down at emaciated women stuffed and taped into $10,000 gowns. Sixty/forty — the grown up prevailed. I know I can do better than this, and, fortunately, I know that I will have more opportunities to improve my score.

Like most Christians, I am constantly asking myself, “What can I do to serve God?” and like most human beings, I make the answer more complicated than it needs to be. In Matthew 25, Jesus talks about the hungry, the thirsty, the stranger, the poor, the sick, the imprisoned — in effect, the fragile components of our society who don’t “contribute” the way that the strong, important ones do, and says, ” . . . whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for Me.”

The world, and life, are bigger than any of us can contemplate or control. There is strength in humility. Bold Innocence by Steve Henderson

You’re kidding.

It’s that easy?

And it’s that hard?

There are a lot of least of these people in my life, and there’s no guarantee that I won’t become one of them myself one day. If we’re adults, we’ve all been children, and if we live long enough, we’ll become very, very old. In between, anything can happen to temporarily or permanently knock us out of the group of quick, busy, effective, in-control people who start each day with a list that only gets longer as the day goes on.

And when that happens, we find ourselves no longer important in the eyes of the world around us, but mercifully very important to the Creator of the universe, so important, that one of the major ways we can serve, and please Him, is to focus on least of these and accord them our time, attention, and love, wherever we are, and however we can.

Best of all, we don’t have to be a Shiny New Passenger Engine or Big Strong Freight Train to do so. Small, humble, and ordinary, we Little Blue Engines can do more than we think we can.

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Snow Patrol: I Love You, but My Family Doesn’t

The atmosphere in the car crackled with hostility. (How is that for a cheesy, spy novel introduction?)

I had just taken over the wheel, prepared to drive the mind-numbingly boring section. The Norwegian Artist, who, per our long understood agreement does the metro stuff and winding mountainous roads, settled in the passenger seat with a pillow.

Windy mountain roads. Those are the specialty of the Norwegian Artist. By the way, Blue Ribbon earned honorable mention in the 6th Annual Paint the Parks Competition; three other works — Eyrie, Last Light in Zion, and Descent into Bryce — won acceptance.

Tired of Being Youngest and the Son and Heir were sprawled in the back, luggage between them ensuring that no one’s breathing space interfered with another’s. Chips, fruit and cookies abounded so peace should have reigned.

“Nooooooo,” they groaned in unison as I reached for the car stereo. “Not Snow Patrol.”

Not Snow Patrol? It’s all I listen to.

“We know that.”

Did I speak aloud?

While I am the first to admit that I have the amazing ability to listen to the same song, over and over without break, for hours — say, while I’m driving somewhere — I generally do not subject others to this gift, reserving infinite repetition for times when I am alone in the car.

(By the way, not only is this gift highly unusual, it’s also cost effective, because once I find a CD that I like, it stays in the car stereo slot for six months, nine months, a year, meaning that an outlay of some $15 amortizes out to a little over a dollar a month. That’s impressive.)

When I am with others, I am careful to rotate the repertoire, incorporating at least six songs — okay, the same six songs — from the 1-mile mark to the 90. In this 1 1/2 hour segment, this means that the captive passengers in the car will hear each separate song three or four times. I certainly don’t have a problem with that, but apparently they do.

I find listening to the same beloved songs to be peaceful, reflective, calming. Queen Anne’s Lace by Steve Henderson.

And now, not only do they not want to hear my customized selection of six songs, they don’t want to hear my music at all.

“I wish I had never introduced you to this group,” Tired sighs.

Too late, kid.

“Isn’t there somebody, anybody, anybody else at all, that you like?” the Norwegian asks.

Um . . . no.

“I hear this group in my sleep,” he adds.

This is, literally, true, because generally the Norwegian Artist falls asleep when I drive.

“How about not listening to anything at all?” the Heir rumbles. (It’s hard to believe that, years ago when he was two, he squeaked.)

Look. At. The landscape.

It’s not so much that it resembles a place where you would test the atomic bomb as that it exudes the results of many such tests. The occasional sagebrush shouts out, “Here! Over here! Evidence of life!”

It’s hard to get through mile after mile of this without someone mournfully crooning how much he loves you, how much he misses you, how horrible life is without you, how it’s hard to get up and even put on his socks in the morning.

“This song is depressing,” Tired’s voice emanates from behind a pillow.

Flexible, nubile, I dance through life. I am remarkably adaptable when I’m not focused on being stubborn. Magenta by Steve Henderson.

No, it’s sensitive, like one out of four members in this car, and because I’m sensitive I’m willing to accommodate my needs and wishes to the whims of others, and for the sake of peace I forego my beloved Snow Patrol for another musical artist. I am, after all, flexible.

“Fine. No Snow Patrol.”

Sighs, groans, whooshes of relief, happy faces all around.

“We’ll listen to Neil Diamond.”

Was it something that I said?

 

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“Quiet” and “Shy” Are Not the Same Word

At one time, like a lot of reserved people, I considered myself shy.

I like quiet, thoughtful people who contribute intelligent discourse to any conversation. Promenade, art print from Steve Henderson Collections.

The misconception is understandable, given that once a room fills with more than four unrelated people, I clam up like an oyster trapped inside a mussel shell, thanks to some pig-tailed second grader in my deep past who blurted out, “Oh look, Carolyn’s got her hand up again with the answer! She never shuts up in class.”

Thanks, kid. From that point on, I did.

And because I no longer raised my hand in large, artificial groups of random strangers which possessed at least one pig-tailed girl blurting out inarticulate nonsense and keeping the discussion going 45 minutes longer than it should, I am labeled, and for many years labeled myself, shy.

But I’m not. It took awhile to recognize that “quiet” and “shy,” were not synonymous. I am under no obligation to treat them as so, even though the culture I live in does.

I thought about this the other day at the local office box store, where I stood with two 3 x 4 foot packages of paintings ready to ship out. The Norwegian Artist had run out of packing tape at the last minute, and I assured him that I would have no problem buying a roll and doing the final job on the edges and corners myself.

And there was no problem at all. The shipping attendant being busy with some fussy man who kept shuffling through requisition sheets and consulting his phone, I bought a roll of tape and got to work.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiippppppppp!

I assure you that everyone in the box office store saw, and heard, me, as I was a whirling dynamo of activity and light. Mesa Walk, art print from Steve Henderson Collections.

Anyone who has ever used packing tape knows that it is not a silent process, especially when you are unfurling 40 inches at a time. Because I am efficient, focused, and attentive, I taped edge after edge after edge in unrequited clamorous dissonance, and I was not inurred to realizing — because I am a quiet, reasonably sensitive person — that I was drawing attention to myself.

The man with the forms in triplicate edged away. Another man, sitting behind me, legs crossed and gently swinging (how long does it TAKE at these places, if management recognizes the need for seating?) rested his head against the cushions and watched. The clerk who sold me the tape, in his checkstand 30 feet away,  looked as if he regretted the morning transaction.

But I kept at it. Rrrrrrriiiiippppp! Thirty six inches on the edge reinforced.

Rrrrrrrriiiiiiipppppp! Another 36 inches, another edge.

Rotate the box, locate the 48-inch front edge, and rrrrrrrrriiiiiiippppppp away. I wondered if I would run out of tape.

Like Beyonce, I got into rhythm: Rip, tape, rip, tape, rotate the box, rip. For a supposedly shy person I was remarkably untouched by the thought of what other people would think. Or maybe that was all part of my abnormality.

After ten minutes of this, the shipping associate, temporarily breaking away from the fussy man,  sidled up to my side and murmured, “I see that you’re getting some last minute taping done.”

Far, far away — beyond the moon, beyond the rain — that’s where the shipping clerk wanted me to be. Golden Sea, art print from Steve Henderson Collections.

Yup. Give me another minute and I’ll be out of your hair.

I could see the sigh of relief relax his shoulder blades as he walked away.

Two more rips, and I was done, packages safely deposited behind the counter, fussy man still fussing, man behind me still gently swinging his crossed leg, shipping associate avoiding eye contact.

And lest you are the pig-tailed second grader from Mrs. Duckworth’s class I don’t know how many years ago, and you’re tempted to write in and comment that my behavior was insensitive and rude, don’t bother.

You did your damage once. I don’t listen to your kind anymore.

Reserved, quiet people. We rock.

 

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The Single Most Significant Thing I Do

The other day was one of those in which nothing ever quite worked out the way it was supposed to, schedules were disrupted, the computer acted up, and everybody was hungry but no one had any inspiration, or time, to make dinner — you’ve seen this before, haven’t you?

Waiting. That’s what I was doing that day. Some days are like that. Waiting by Steve Henderson, available as an original watercolor and a signed, limited edition print.

I was waiting around for a particular project to be finished so that I could send the results on, and it occurred to me, “This is the single most significant thing I have to do this day. If I get nothing done more than this, then I have succeeded.”

Well, I succeeded, but since I’d had so much time to think while I was waiting, I thunk, and I remembered back to the progeny’s younger years when they asked questions like,

“What is your FAVORITE food of all? What color do you like BEST? What is the ONE movie you adore?” as if life could be compartmentalized into a rigid inventory composed of cheesecake, cobalt blue, and The Lord of the Rings. Another day, I tried to explain to childish minds, the answers could be medium rare steak, hot pink, and Runaway Bride, but they insisted upon one answer to each question.

Eventually they grew up, and the questions in question no longer arose, but the spirit of those demands lives strong not only in their minds, but mine, and maybe yours as well: certain things we do in life are MOST IMPORTANT, and other things aren’t.

It’s funny, the things that we consider important, and the things we don’t. Afternoon Tea by Steve Henderson.

Like this:

A person who holds a powerful job and makes lots of money is successful, and everything he or she does is important.

Another person — a young mom I know who chose to stay home with her newborn baby comes to mind — does nothing more than change diapers, wash dishes, and prattle with a six-month-old. Anybody can do this, it’s menial, and it’s not particularly important.

Do we really believe this? Deep down, I think that the answer is “yes,” and “no.”

We believe it because we  admire and talk about those movers and shakers — they’re smart, they’re savvy, they’re energetic, they’re, unlike us . . . unabashedly successful — basing our conclusions on the lifestyle they lead because of the money they make, not questioning whether they leave a tip for the cleaning staff at the $500 per night hotel room, or apologize to a subordinate in the office because they were wrong and they’re big enough to admit it, or stop everything they’re doing and truly focus on the person in front of them who is talking.

Maybe they do all of these things, maybe they don’t — but the point is, we don’t take these factors into consideration when we define “success.”

This last week, I have received a number of phone calls from people who wanted, and needed, to talk, and it was strongly impressed upon me that the most important, significant thing I could do was listen. And so I adjusted my schedule accordingly.

Another time, the Toddler became my sole responsibility for the afternoon, and because my schedule was flexible enough I chose to defer certain projects in favor of lying down beside her, reading books with pictures of flying cows, and unexpectedly — because we were exhausted — both falling asleep.

We awoke with our arms around one another. She looked at me with those deep baby blues and smiled, then snuggled closer.

There’s never enough time. But how we choose to use the time that we are able to control, that is a reflection of ourselves. Reflection by Steve Henderson.

At that moment it struck me between the eyes:

“I have a lot of important projects waiting and they will be accomplished.

“But this is the single most significant thing I have done today.”

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My Unwanted Follower

Sometimes, when we’re young and nubile and wearing tight pants, guys follow a little close.

And while my pants may fit a little tighter than what I like now and then, I’m no longer young and nubile, so I knew the guy who was way too close to my butt wasn’t there because, well, because.

Lest you think I’m some sort of wanton siren, I was actually in my car, and the butt the guy was too close to was the back of my vehicle, but he was close, real close, and if his window had been open I would have felt his hot, garlicky breath on my neck.

Even in my young nubile days, I never did look like this. Magenta by Steve Henderson.

Creepy, I know. But wait – it gets worse.

He followed me all the way from Town A to Town B – really, really close – and at first I tried to see if he was distracted – either putting on makeup or singing to his iPad or holding a phone to his ear,  but all I could see in my rearview window – aside from his entire vehicle that is – was a hairy arm. It was resting gently on the side of the door.

Tappy tap. Tappy tap. His fingers drummed lightly with placid intimidation.

And it’s not as if I were plugging along like a dispirited, dying horse – I set my cruise one mile over the legal speed limit and stayed there.

I know what you’re about to say, and I see your point, and generally, when I am faced, in the rear, with people like this, I bump up a few more miles per hour. But in this case I was reluctant to do so because my stalker, you see, was an officer of the law.

What to do?

Rapid mental calculations left me at a loss: how much faster could I go over the speed limit to increase the distance between us to a safe one – without incurring a ticket for, um, speeding? At the risk of increasing his irritation, I stuck to the legal limit, plus one.

Just how fast could I go without going too fast? I never did figure it out. Golden Sea by Steve Henderson.

I know it bothered him when I slowed down to 40 m.p.h. There was a speed zone sign, you see, and it said “40.” To his credit, he didn’t follow any nearer at 40 than he did at 60, but then again, if he had, he would have been close enough to adjust the station on my radio. I wonder if he likes Snow Patrol?

I should have asked him; we were within easy conversational distance.

Fortunately, just outside of Town B, there’s a passing lane, right about where the 60 m.p.h. sign is, and I noticed that, while I waited until I crossed the sign to accelerate, my admirer hit 60 well before he reached the sign. I’m not sure, mind you, but I’m vaguely thinking that a number of ordinary people receive speeding tickets for similar behavior – something to do with “reckless driving” and the need to slow down.

But he never did, slow down, that is. Oh wait, I saw his brake lights once, in the distance, when he ran up against (not literally, fortunately) another hapless driver.  For some reason, when people like me or the other driver conduct ourselves like this it’s called tailgating, which in polite society, newspaper articles on road rage, and traffic court is considered bullying, threatening, coercive, and . . .  illegal.

This road is for walking, in solitude, absorbing the splendor of the surroundings. Blue Ribbon by Steve Henderson

At the very least, it’s not nice.

Perhaps he was on his way someplace important, like a fire. In that case, he could have told me so – flashed his lights and all that. I would gladly have pulled over and watched him disappear.

But he didn’t. The man sworn to serve and protect conducted himself  in a manner that would get the average teen driver rightfully grounded, but in this case did nothing more than fluster a law abiding middle aged woman puttering about in  a small innocuous gas sipping car.

So who’s the bad guy here?

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Get Me to the Church on Time — Or, Not

There is this pervasive, and perverse, belief in Christian communities that one of the hallmarks of a true believer is the tendency to get up early– really early, say 5 a.m. or 4:30.

Some people enjoy sunrise, and others celebrate sunset. Spirit of the Canyon by Steve Henderson, available as an original and a signed limited edition print.

Otherwise, you’re a sluggard, the Proverbs one.

This verse (Proverbs 6:9 if you promise not to slap someone with it) is enough to quash those mutinous insurrectionists who mildly observe that weekly church services start a little early, especially for families with kids who need to get up, rouse the offspring, feed the nestlings, dress everyone to the nines, stuff them in the vehicle and arrive, on time, and in a state of worshipful adoration.

After all, if you got up at 5, you’d have hours enough and more for a leisurely breakfast and “quiet time,” which, incidentally, sounds like something we impose on pre-schoolers.

Years ago, when the progeny was young and we did the Sunday morning rush, I commented to an older woman on how stressful this was.

“I never had a problem with it,” she stared me down. “I just prepared everything the night before and got up early. God is important to me.”

I got the message: her God is not important to me. True, actually. I’m looking for the real one.

As the years went by, we became accustomed to being the appostates who always arrived late, didn’t stay for Sunday School, and never participated in communal evening groups, simply because we were determined to not only observe, but to enjoy, the Sabbath day of rest. And yes, I know we’re not Jewish and we observed the day on Sunday not Saturday, but the day’s made for us and not us for the day, and what mattered to us was the “rest” part.

ronically, once you’re past the age of 6, it takes work to relax. Dandelions by Steve Henderson of Steve Henderson Fine Art

Interestingly, as you read through the Old Testament and what it says about the Sabbath, “worship service” and everything associated with it does not come into factor. Rather, the emphasis was on God’s gift to a people who  worked, and worked hard, six days a week, with the Sabbath being a welcome, and literal, day of rest.

You didn’t cook. You didn’t milk the animals, plow the fields, answer e-mail messages from the office or get a few hours in on the project that should take three weeks to complete but was allotted eight days. You also did not feel obliged to spend your morning preparing your household to a state of perfection and rushing out the door in time to catch the first two songs preceding the morning announcements (which are a verbal repetition of the information printed in the bulletin you were handed as you whooshed through the portals).

Judaism101 describes the Sabbath as “a day of great joy eagerly awaited throughout the week, a time when we can set aside all of our weekday concerns and devote ourselves to higher pursuits.”

This is hardly how we felt, coming home after the weekly rush; coming down from an artificial environment of happy faces masking tired, discouraged people; sensing that, somehow, we just weren’t “Christian” enough. We certainly slept in past 4:30 a.m. on a regular, chronic basis.

Whatever joy we were supposed to have found in the event it took so much time and stress to prepare for, we never did.

We now spend our days of rest focusing on deeper, higher things. Bold Innocence by Steve Henderson of Steve Henderson Fine Art.

Eventually, we freed ourselves from the tyranny, one by one releasing the ropes mooring us to the dock, setting out on an unexpected and unsought for journey as independent Christians who no longer attend church — not because we’re dissident provacateurs, but because we’re patient people who gave, and gave in, and compromised to the demands of the institution to the point that, like Popeye, we stood all we could and we couldn’t stoods no more.

And now, on the Sabbath, we rest, set aside our weekday concerns, and devote ourselves to the pursuit of higher things.

Finally, it is a day of joy.

The images in this blog are paintings by Steve Henderson, the Norwegian Artist. Steve sells his work in both original and signed limited edition print form, both on the website, www.SteveHendersonFineArt.com and on The Norwegian Artist,  a newly opened Etsy store.

Because Steve believes in getting real art in the homes of real people, he and his manager wife, Carolyn (Middle Aged Plague) set up customized, interest-free payment plans for interested buyers. If you see something that you like, but don’t know how to go about paying for it, Contact Steve and Carolyn and they will work with you.

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The Big Significance of Small Business

Normally, I avoid buying cookies, or anything, from strange children on my doorstep. It’s not so much that I discourage budding entrepreneurs as that I prefer to not support the mega-companies providing the product and pocketing most of the profits.

Ratty little lemonade stands, however, are another matter.

Children, and the things that are important to them, are worthy of our time and attention. Seaside Story by Steve Henderson.

There’s something about children, waving crumpled and illegible cardboard signs, that causes me to hit the brake, every time. Apparently, this last week I was one of the few who did, stopping for two 8-year-old brothers or friends peddling chocolate drop cookies from a brown grocery bag and fruit punch.

I don’t know. That combo isn’t especially salivating.

But no matter. The Son and Heir was fixing lunch, which I knew didn’t include dessert, so the business boys and I bargained — no punch; extra cookie; yes, they had change for a ten; no, their math skills didn’t wind up with $9 after deducting $1; and there wasn’t anything like a bag or a baggie to put my product in but at least my hands were clean (I didn’t look closely at theirs).

I mean it when I say that I believe in supporting small businesses.

I buy my yarn at individually owned yarn shops — there’s no yak yarn at box stores — shop for toys at a Main Street locale that the local city government is doing its best to shut down (something to do with a purple octopus the owner painted on the store front), download Kindle e-books by self-published authors (like me!).

My all-time favorite small business entrepreneur. The Fruit Vendor by Steve Henderson.

Obviously, I wander into a box store now and then — there are no craftsmen creating customized underwear in my price range — but where I can, and when I can, I support ordinary, hardworking people  who are making their living the old fashioned way: by providing quality products for the best price they can manage, and making up for the price discrepancy of the big guys by providing what the big guys invariably don’t — customer service, passion for the product, a genuine smile, and heartfelt thanks.

We get what we pay for, and in our quest of cheap goods for cheap prices —  really, I understand this, because a lot of hardworking people aren’t making the money they’re working so hard for these days, but their employers are — we get treated cheaply as well. The product isn’t very good. The person selling it to us hasn’t been trained to know anything about it. We’re put on hold, interminably. The melon is rotten, the strawberries moldy. The book is poorly written, barely edited, the pages weakly glued. The movie is indifferently made, its name-brand actor tired and uninspired. The clerk at the state-run agency is busy, doing what, we can’t tell. The seams on the jeans rip out, and it’s not a fashion statement.

Cheap. Cheap. Cheap.

The best way to complain is individually, opting for something different next time. And while yes, we are only one voice, when we don’t use that one voice we have been given, we lose it. So while one little voice crying out in the desert may be difficult to hear, you can’t hear it at all when we add it to the masses. It just gets lost.

What can we learn from children? How about that we are smaller than we think we are; the world is bigger than we admit it is; and both of these are okay? Bold Innocence by Steve Henderson.

Better to use that voice bargaining with the kids selling lemonade or cupcakes or plastic jewelry, investing time in our nation’s most precious resource — its children. We hope that, when they grow up, they will lead with integrity, honesty, and compassion, and the best way to ensure this result is to lead the way, first.

If you want to start or continue your journey of supporting small business people, consider me. A collection of Middle Aged Plague essays, illustrated by Steve Henderson the Norwegian Artist’s paintings, is available on two e-books:  Life Is a Gift and The Jane Austen Driving School — volumes 1 and 2 of the Ordinary Life Is Beautiful series. Priced reasonably at $2.99, the digital books can be downloaded to your Kindle, iPad, iPod, Droid phone, and computer itself, the latter through a free app from Amazon. Upcoming is a book on grammar for real people, the kind who don’t sit around over tea biscuits discussing restrictive and non-restrictive clauses.

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On a Quest with Google Maps

When you travel, it’s important to remember the necessary stuff — i.d., extra cash, charge or debit card, spare underwear. And, on a recent overnight foray, I did, but despite checking and rechecking, I still managed to forget something crucial:

My knitting needles.

Like a dory out of water I am, set adrift without my knitting needles. Dory Beach by Steve Henderson

Laugh, if you will, but you try knitting socks with your fingers. It doesn’t work.

So while the Norwegian Artist was judging oil paintings at a state fair, I wandered about on foot, looking for an elusive yarn shop that many people vaguely thought might be in existence somewhere.

“It’s right across the street from Wendy’s,” one woman assured me, adding that Wendy’s was only a few minutes away.

“I’m walking,” I reiterated.

“Wendy’s is real close. That way.”

After walking “that way” for a quarter mile and not seeing a cute kid with pigtails, I asked a random man on the street just where the little girl could be. He looked at me strangely, but pointed — that way — and said,

“Just beyond the bridge.”

Do people not walk any more? Another quarter mile later, I stopped in at a hotel and announced to the nice lady at the desk, “I’m looking for a yarn shop that’s supposed to be across the street from Wendy’s, and I’m walking. Am I close to either?”

Walking in the city, even when your destination is a yarn store, is totally unlike the gentle contemplation of splashing in the surf. Wading by Steve Henderson.

She gave me that same strange look but at least accompanied it with valid information:  “Wendy’s is another three miles from here, and I don’t know about the yarn shop, but I’ll look it up and get you a map.”

Along with the map, she mentioned the existence of various steep hills, the heat of the day, and a recommendation that I drive, wrapping it all up with a friendly, yet worried, smile. I smiled back, grabbed the map, and was on my way. According to Google, the yarn shop was not remotely near Wendy’s.

Would it surprise you to hear that this is the only piece of information about which the map was correct?

For two hours I walked, valiantly attempting to understand, and follow, the cryptic recommendations of the “map.” It all depended upon finding N.E. Second Street, which seemed but minutes away after I found — with great elation — the map’s promised  S. E. Second Street. (This latter, incidentally, took 30 minutes, and involved N.W. 15th Avenue and S.W. 15th Avenue, and S.E. Third Street, landing me in the midst of a residential area with cranky barking dogs that were fortunately behind fences. More backtracking.)

But now, theoretically (and according to the map), all I had to do was walk north until S.E. Second turned into N.E. Second. Even I know that.

But apparently the map makers at Google do not know, or do not care, that a series of railroad tracks, a four-lane highway, and an industrial hospital complex, all interrupt the smooth transition of S.E. Second Street into its N.E. cousin. And they all look like they’ve been there for awhile.

Two nurses on a smoking break assured me that I was off track (“You’re south, honey, and you need to be north”), but despite living in that city, they had no advice on how to get north. If anyone asks, I will recommend both of them for employment at Google Maps.

Since there’s no reason you should have to endure another two hours of this, suffice it to say that eventually I did find the yarn shop, and I was welcomed effusively and graciously into the magic building of textile wonderment. When I mentioned my journey, beginning with the abortive trip to Wendy’s, the proprietor started.

Ahhhh. What better place to soothe one’s soul than in the midst of a yarn shop. Emerald Dreams by Steve Henderson

“There used to be a yarn shop there — 20 years ago.”

Oh, isn’t that funny.

But that’s not the best part. Do you know where the yarn shop eventually wound up being?

Six blocks from where I started.

Life’s frustrations are easier to get through with a smile on your face. I invite you to a collection of my essays and Steve’s artwork, recently  compounded into two e-books,  Life Is a Gift and The Jane Austen Driving School — volumes 1 and 2 of the Ordinary Life Is Beautiful series. Priced reasonably at $2.99, the digital books can be downloaded to your Kindle, iPad, iPod, Droid phone, and computer itself, the latter through a free app from Amazon. For a review on the book, check out Wit and Wisdom Meet Art.

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Why I Knit

My mother taught me to knit when I was 15. In her day, she said, a woman knit in between romantic relationships. An especially heart wrenching breakup, followed by months of no dates at all,  could result in a complete ensemble of skirt, jacket, and short-sleeved shell. Matching bootlets. A cape if the guy married someone else, too soon.

Knitting allows us, mentally, to walk in a place different than a roomful of our problems. Daydreaming, by Steve Henderson, is sold, but it is one of many note cards available on the Steve Henderson Fine Art website.

I just knit to get through high school French class, which moved at the pace of its slowest student, an obnoxiously obtuse girl who spent the entire first semester repeating, loudly,  “C’est un livre!” (It’s a book. And she never, never studied the vocabulary in the one that she consistently left in her desk.) The second semester she progressed to, “C’est une fenetre!” (It’s a window.) I sincerely hope that she never became a travel guide.

But knitting helped me survive the boredom, my first project an orange baby jacket for a new nephew, using a yarn four times thicker than what was called for (what could it matter? I reasoned). The resulting garment was short and wide, more appropriate for a fat dog than a baby. Perhaps my sister used it as a changing mat.

Through the years, many of my projects wound up elsewhere than the body of the intended recipient — simply because I couldn’t be bothered to check gauge, which in the knitting world means that what I knit is the same size as what the designer who wrote the patterns knit. Wrong yarn, wrong needles, different technique — a lot of family pets enjoyed the cushy comfort of my hands’ efforts.

But eventually I grew up, admitted that now and then I needed to follow some rules, and began producing stuff that looked, and fit, like real clothing. And therein lies one of the two reasons that I knit:

I wear what I make. It looks cool. It’s one of a kind. And it lasts forever.

Okay, so that’s four reasons, but they stitch up into one garment.

The second reason why I knit is crucial, and it’s why I drop everything but the stitches on my needles whenever others express the remotest interest to learn (my beloved sister will never, never do this, alas):

Knitting enables me to survive through life’s toughest times.

Sometimes, life makes me feel very small, and vulnerable, indeed. Bold Innocence by Steve Henderson, presently available as an original and a miniature study on the Steve Henderson Fine Art website.

When I have prayed every prayer, thought every thought, cried out in my spirit and aloud out in the back of the property where hopefully no one but the beavers hear me (and God, please, definitely God), I knit.

If I’m doing something simple, I release my thoughts from their hamster wheel by forcing myself to concentrate on nothing else but, “Knit. Knit. Knit. Knit,” with each stitch, and “Purl. Purl. Purl. Purl,” on the other side. It’s a welcome break from “WHY is this happening to me?”

More complicated patterns require more complex thinking, like counting:

“One. Two. Three. Four. One. Two. Three. Four.” If that sounds repetitive and mindless, it is no more so than “WHEN will it stop? HOW will this all end?” and it’s certainly more comforting.

Really complicated patterns look like this: “Knit, yarn over, knit two together, purl, knit through the back loop, purl, slip slip knit, yarn over, knit. Repeat 14 times.”

With this on my mind, there’s not much room for too much else.

But as any knitter knows, your brain can devote 20 to 60 percent of itself to a repetitive task, leaving room for limited, random thought, and the gentle click click of the needles is mesmerizing, the feel of the yarn through your fingers intoxicating, the challenge of knitting faster, better, cleaner with each stitch invigorating.

Knitting frees my spirit and my mind. Into the Surf by Steve Henderson, presently available as an original oil painting on the Steve Henderson Fine Art website.

And all the time you are creating something that you can wear or use — the “sweater of pain” that one woman worked on while she waited for a family member to receive chemo treatments; the “socks of joy” that accompanied another knitter to every one of her high school daughter’s athletic games; the afghan that a third knitter, a nurse, worked on after each day’s too long, too stressful stint in the emergency room.

This is why I knit.

Collections of my essays have recently been compounded into two e-books,  Life Is a Gift and The Jane Austen Driving School — volumes 1 and 2 of the Ordinary Life Is Beautiful series, which also feature images of Steve Henderson’s paintings. Priced reasonably at $2.99, the digital book can be downloaded to your Kindle, iPad, iPod, Droid phone, and computer itself, the latter through a free app from Amazon. I’m small; I’m ordinary; I’m self-published; and I write so that you can have a smile to your day. Please support me, and pass me on.

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The Politics of Pinching Peaches

Generally, the produce department of a grocery store is a quiet place.

Pinching peaches, while it is a dreadful practice, doesn’t result in sounds from the peaches. I imagine, however, that the people who work in the produce department scream inside when they walk by and see this being done.

Unless you want your hand slapped, do not pinch this woman’s peaches. The Fruit Vendor by Steve Henderson.

So it was with mild surprise that, while I was gently fingering the mushrooms to see if they were fresh, I heard behind me this sound:

THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!

A middle-aged woman was beating an ear of corn against the edge of the display table.

(Allow me to momentarily digress: if you are a middle aged female, you are no doubt independent, feisty, and no longer paying attention to the world’s opinion around you, but please be aware that, what is “ditzy,” “cute,” “eccentric,” or “quirky” in a 20-year-old is weird when you’re over the age of 40.

There is a lamentable tendency to lump us all in a group of iron-grey-haired, frowning, bespectacled old crones — and we have to work harder than our daughters to keep our serious, contemplative faces from looking like scowling ones. Just an observation.)

Anyway, back to the battering ma’am:

After slapping that ear of corn against an immovable surface for 10 or 12 times, she nodded with satisfaction, tossed the corn in a brown paper bag, and picked up another one.

THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!

I picked out a dozen mushrooms, sight unseen because I was staring at something or someone else,  and left, the Toddler following, literally, on my heels with her dangerous child-sized cart. We absorbed ourselves in the dairy section, not that I’m especially interested in kefir. Distance from the produce section was our goal.

We escaped to the dairy section, but the quiet did not last for long. Rumination, the original watercolor, is sold, but a signed limited edition print — framed or unframed — is within your reach. Free shipping, interest-free payment plans — we sell real art to real people.

Peace re-instated, we were as deep in  conversation about Cheddar cheese as you can reasonably expect to engage in with a three-year-old when we heard it again:

THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!

She was back, in the fresh peanut butter section, smacking the plastic container against the surface of the table so that the ground legume product, which looks like something a newborn baby produces in a diaper, settled.

This woman was . . . how can I find precisely the right word?

Clueless?

Irritating?

A clanging cymbal or a whacking ear of corn?

She struck me (no pun intended) vociferously of the assortment of politicians vying for our attention this year, thwacking around and making a lot of noise but not necessarily contributing to the pleasure of our shopping experience.

Like this woman, there is much sound and fury, signifying nothing, with conversations noticeably lacking when it comes to content — why is it so hard for small ordinary people to live? Where do all the taxes go? Do the increased burdensome regulations in all phases of our existence — municipal, state, federal — really add to the quality of our lives? Why are some businesses too big to fail when small ones do it all the time?

Live free — and this starts by thinking for yourself, not allowing others — the media, the political arena, celebrities — to influence your beliefs. Eyrie, the signed limited edition print, be in your home for less than you think, with options for an interest-free installment plan. Art is meant for real people living real lives.

Instead, I read about the “controversy” surrounding Mitt Romney’s release of his tax records for the last two, three, four years, and I think, “He’s rich. So’s the opponent.”

It’s highly unlikely that either one knows what it feels like to stand, four shoppers deep, in the only open lane line at the grocery store. It’s even less likely that they calculate the cost of the groceries in the basket and hope that there’s enough in the checking account to cover it. And yet we think that somehow, one or the other of them, and their parties, will lead with ordinary citizens in mind.

It’s enough to make you want to go pinch peaches. Hard.

If you, like me, enjoy getting away from your computer and reading on your e-reader, then consider Life Is a Gift and The Jane Austen Driving School — volumes 1 and 2 or the Ordinary Life Is Beautiful series, a collection of Middle Aged Plague essays and images of Steve Henderson’s paintings. Priced reasonably at $2.99, each volume provides hours of lazy hammock reading time. I’m small; I’m ordinary; I’m self-published; and I write so that you can have a smile to your day. Please support me, and pass me on.

The Jane Austen Driving School Ebook — 30 hand selected Middle Aged Plague stories and accompanying paintings by Steve Henderson, the Norwegian Artist. $2.99 at Amazon.

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