Category Archives: Humor

I Am (amazon) Woman — Hear Me Roar!

Posted on May 23, 2012 by This Woman Writes

It was — literally — a small thing that I wanted, but my entire family gaped at me in horror, as if I had brightly announced, “I think I’ll sell my body on the streets to pick up a little … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Beauty, blogging, Culture, Current Events, Daily Life, Entertainment, Family, Humor, Life, Lifestyle, Motherhood, News, Parenting, Personal, Random, Relationships, technology, Uncategorized | Tagged amazon, book, e-reader, Kindle, library | 5 Comments

The Formidably Frightening Car Alarm Fiasco

Posted on May 15, 2012 by This Woman Writes

So I’m sitting in the car when I hear the tell-tale snick of all the doors locking. “All the doors just locked,” Tired of Being Youngest announced helpfully from the back seat. “I noticed that.” We are vaguely disquieted. I’m … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, blogging, cars, Culture, Current Events, Daily Life, Family, Humor, Life, Lifestyle, Motherhood, News, Parenting, Personal, Random, Relationships, technology, Uncategorized | Tagged alarm, button, car, key, wood | 3 Comments

Reality TV Shows: Your Real Life Is So Much Better

Posted on May 9, 2012 by This Woman Writes

I’m sure that you’re all very nice people, but please don’t be offended if I say that I’m not interested in watching your lives on a reality show. You certainly don’t want to see mine. Like now — I’m sitting … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Beauty, blogging, Christian, Culture, Current Events, Daily Life, Encouragement, Entertainment, Family, Growth, Humor, Life, Lifestyle, movies, News, Personal, Random, Relationships, religion, success, Uncategorized | Tagged life, ordinary, people, reality, TV | 10 Comments

Something Different: a Community of Independent Thinkers

Posted on May 3, 2012 by This Woman Writes

I know it’s frustrating when people say this to you, but it’s actually a good sign: “No one else has ever had a problem with this.” This tiresome phrase, calculated to squash you down and shut you up from whatever … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Beauty, blogging, Business, Christian, Culture, Current Events, Daily Life, Education, Encouragement, Family, Growth, Humor, Job, Life, Lifestyle, News, Personal, Politics, Random, Relationships, religion, success, Uncategorized, Work | Tagged church, community, educational, global, work | 5 Comments

The Weakness of PowerPoint

Posted on April 25, 2012 by This Woman Writes

In order to extract maximum impact from today’s literary essay, you need to pretend that you’re sitting in a crowded room, staring at a PowerPoint presentation on the giant screen in front of you. You’re staring at a PowerPoint presentation … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Beauty, blogging, Business, Culture, Current Events, Daily Life, Education, Humor, Job, Life, Lifestyle, Motherhood, News, Parenting, Personal, Random, Social Media, success, Uncategorized, Work | Tagged college, education, parent, PowerPoint, student | 11 Comments

Facebook: Sometimes I Like It, Sometimes I Don’t

Posted on April 17, 2012 by This Woman Writes

So many people want me to like them, I feel as if I were back in high school or junior high. Thank God I’m not; once was enough. This time around’s a little different though. Instead of being accosted in … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, blogging, Business, Culture, Current Events, Daily Life, Economy, Encouragement, Family, Growth, Humor, Life, Lifestyle, News, Personal, Politics, Random, Relationships, Social Media, success, Uncategorized | Tagged Facebook, gas, government, Like, Social Media | 12 Comments

What Does It Take to Be an Expert?

Posted on April 5, 2012 by This Woman Writes

I have no letters after my name. Okay, officially I have a B.A., which in today’s climate stands less for Bachelor of Arts as it does for Buy Additional — credits, tuition, college time — leading to more letters (like … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, blogging, Christian, Culture, Current Events, Daily Life, Education, Encouragement, Family, Growth, Humor, Job, Life, Lifestyle, Motherhood, News, Parenting, Personal, Relationships, success, Uncategorized | Tagged breastfeeding, education, expert, teenagers | 8 Comments

Dirty Talk, or, Compost Conversation

Posted on March 22, 2012 by This Woman Writes

You know, if you limit your conversation to non-controversial topics, you’ll never talk at all. And considering that these days people get pretty sensitive about a wide variety of subject matter — not just the Big Three of Sex, Religion, … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, blogging, Culture, Current Events, Daily Life, Economy, Family, gardening, Growth, Humor, Life, Lifestyle, Personal, Politics, Random, Relationships, Uncategorized | Tagged compost, disagree, garden, government, intolerance | 13 Comments

Kung Foo Sudoku

Posted on March 14, 2012 by This Woman Writes

Unless it happens to be your weekend, there’s not much to look forward to about Mondays. The best thing I find about the day is the end of it, when I sit down to the newspaper, toss the sports section … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, blogging, Culture, Current Events, Daily Life, Family, games, Growth, Humor, Life, Lifestyle, News, Personal, puzzle, Random, Relationships, success, Uncategorized | Tagged Monday, newspaper, puzzle, Sudoku, TV | 8 Comments

Round and Round about on the Roundabout

Posted on March 8, 2012 by This Woman Writes

Most people, when faced with a three-hour car trip, manage to do it in three hours. But what is it my mother always used to say? “You’re not like most people, dear.” And so it’s true, my latest three-hour car … Continue reading →